DONE FOR YOU LEAD MAGNET & AUTOMATED FUNNEL
STOP RENTING YOUR AUDIENCE!
START BUILDING A LEAD-SPEWING EMAIL LIST IN JUST 14 DAYS FLAT!
While everyone else wastes their day dancing for the algorithm, you’ll own the one business asset even Zuckerberg can’t swipe … your email list.
Followers are fickle AF, and algorithms? They’re ruthless landlords.
Here’s a cold splash of reality: every day you spend obsessing over likes and follows is another day you’re building your empire on borrowed turf. Think about it:
- Facebook’s latest updates have tanked organic reach by almost half. HALF!
- Instagram’s engagement dips with every algorithm tweak. It’s a game of roulette no-one can win.
- TikTok could literally vanish overnight if governments decide to play hardball.
- And hackers? Those jerks can hijack your carefully-curated IG account before your oat latte’s even cool enough to sip.
INTRODUCING YOUR NEW BESTIE:
The 14-Day Lead Magnet and Automated Funnel
What You Get in Just 14 Days:
Done-For-You Lead Gen Funnel that Drops Leads into Your Inbox (Not Your DMs)
No more sleepless nights writing copy, no more Canva-induced meltdowns, no more email-sequence-overwhelm. Here’s exactly how we roll:
1. Personally Crafted Lead Magnet (5–7 Pages)
We’ll deep dive into your audience’s pain-points, craft an irresistible lead magnet (think “5 Quick Wins to Triple Your Coaching Sign-ups”) and deliver it in your voice, fully branded with your colours, fonts, personality and BEAUTFULLY designed.
2. High-Converting Landing Page Copy
You’ll get scroll-stopping headlines, juicy bullet points that nail your audience’s struggles, authentic social proof snippets, and killer CTAa that screams “SIGN UP NOW!”.
Just copy and paste it into WordPress/Divi, your email marketing platform’s landing-page builder, or even Canva. Or…let us handle the build.
3. 4-Email Automated Nurture Sequence
These emails build relationships, deliver value, and nudge readers gently into action. No pushy sales crap here:
Email 1: Warm welcome (the red carpet of emails)
Email 2: Value bomb with social proof (let someone else brag for you)
Email 3: Gentle offer (just enough to tease, not enough to annoy)
Email 4: Final friendly nudge (FOMO at its finest)
You can even requestion more emails for a longer and more indepth funnel.
4. Optional Sexy Extras
Landing Page Build (+£150) – Let us design and create your landing page in Divi, your email platform, or Canva. Beautiful, easy, stress-free.
Meta Ad Management (+£100/week) – Professional Meta ads crafted, optimised, and run for you. Your list growth = sorted.
What Kind Of Lead Magnets Can We Build For You?
We can create a whole range of awesome lead magnets for you. Each one is carefully crafted to match your needs, your brand and be awesome value to your audience.
- Mini eBook
5–7 pages of your top tips
- Cool Checklist
Step‑by‑step must‑dos
- Helpful Worksheet
Fill‑in prompts to plan
- Kickass Swipe File
Copy‑&‑paste scripts
- Template Pack
Ready‑to‑use Canva designs.
- Resource List
Your go‑to tool roundup.
- Workbook
Mini guided exercises.
- Cheat Sheet
Quick hacks & shortcuts.
- and more
You bring the idea – we bring it to life
WHY THIS FUNNEL PACKAGE IS THE ULTIMATE NO-BRAINER!!
Immediate ROI
Think numbers: even just one £500 client from your first 50 sign-ups covers your entire investment. Everything after? Pure profit, baby!
Zero Stress, All Bliss:
You’re buying back hours of your time. No stressing over tech, copy, or design disasters. Just plug-and-play growth.
Premium Vibe:
This funnel positions you as the real-deal, premium brand your dream clients can’t resist—minus hiring a whole marketing team.
Evergreen Magic:
Your funnel is endlessly reusable. Adjust titles, refresh creatives, and this baby will continue generating leads like clockwork.
PACKAGE PRICES
OPTIONAL EXTRAS
Landing Page Build — £150
No time to faff with landing pages? We’ll design and build one for you—on WordPress, your email platform, or Canva. Done-for-you, on-brand, and conversion-ready.
Meta Adverts — £100/week
Let our ad experts handle your ads so you don’t have to. We’ll set up, run, and optimise Meta ads that grow your list while you get on with life (or just chill).
If you’d rather waste 6 months faffing with free templates and still wonder why nothing works—have fun. But if you want the Bentley, hop in.
“WHAT IF…?”
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
No website? No worries. Use your email platform’s landing page builder or a simple Canva site.
Hate tech? Relax. Our copy is paste-and-go easy. Or pick the page-build extra and I’ll do it for you.
Will this really work? If you have an audience with a pulse, this funnel works. If you sell medieval ferret yoga? We’ll give it a go anyway.
14 days? Really? Absolutely. Our system is slicker than Taylor Swift’s PR. Stick to your approval deadlines and we’ll smash it.
💖 CLIENT LOVE 💖
“From Crickets to Paying Clients Faster than a Prime Delivery!” Meet Ella, a mindset coach who went from frustrated posting with no results to absolute email-list gold. She launched her custom funnel on a Thursday afternoon, and by Sunday night she’d captured 114 fresh subscribers, landed two £700 coaching clients, and even snagged a juicy DM asking about her VIP offers.
And the best part? Ella did it all without boosting posts, awkward reels, or algorithm stress. Just a simple, powerful funnel doing the heavy lifting for her.
💖 CLIENT LOVE 💖
“£2,300 in Sales, Zero Dancing or Boosting Required!” Priya, a virtual assistant and ops queen, was fed up with posting endless content without results. After launching her custom funnel, she pocketed an impressive £2,300 in revenue in her very first week—with zero boosted posts, awkward reels, or algorithm drama.
“Lisa's funnel is absolute witchcraft. I just watched leads and sales roll in. It felt effortless!”
Whatever you need …
We can create!
- Mini eBook
5–7 pages of your top tips
- Cool Checklist
Step‑by‑step must‑dos
- Helpful Worksheet
Fill‑in prompts to plan
- Kickass Swipe File
Copy‑&‑paste scripts
- Template Pack
Ready‑to‑use Canva designs.
- Resource List
Your go‑to tool roundup.
- Workbook
Mini guided exercises.
- Cheat Sheet
Quick hacks & shortcuts.
- and more
You bring the idea – we bring it to life
HOW IT WORKS
THE PROCESS
Zero Surprises, Maximum Chill
We will have verything done and ready to launching just 14 days!
Intake form submitted
Fill in our client intake form with as much info as possible.
CUSTOM PROPOSAL
We will look over your details and create a custom proposal for you.
we get to work
Once you have agreed on your package – we get to work on your project.
Launch in 14 days
Within 14 day, we’ll have everything done and ready for you to launch!
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